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The $500 Question
The $500 Question
Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba!Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink?For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.NOTE: There is some foul language and adult humor inside, so it's really not intended for children.EXCERPT FROM THE $500 QUESTION“So son, what would you like for Christmas?” Perkins Deadwood flashed his million-dollar smile. The Thanksgiving holiday had been good to him, enabling Bottom Dollar Buick to sell half of its fleet of used cars.“Well…” His twelve-year-old son Nelson scratched his head, “I'd really like a pet pedo for Christmas.”Perkins angled his head, his smile melting away. “A pedo? What's that?”“Oh, that's Spanish for fart.” Nelson smiled.“So you want a fart for Christmas?”“Yes, sir. But not just any fart. A Spanish fart.”“What's so special about Spanish farts?” Perkins tried to hide the horror creeping onto his face.“I don't know. They're just spicier, like Jennifer Lopez. Didn't you say that you like your food and women spicy?”“Yeah, but…I was just trying to make your mother laugh, and get some, well…you know…” Perkins winked.

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La Pregunta de 500 Dólares (Spanish Edition)
La Pregunta de 500 Dólares (Spanish Edition)
Perkins Deadwood no puede dar crédito a sus oídos. Su hijo de doce años acaba de pedirle para Navidad un pedo mascota. Y no cualquier pedo: un pedo español. ¡Ay, caramba! ¿Podrá disuadir a su hijo el vendedor de autos usados? ¿O será esta Navidad realmente apestosa? Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 2.500 palabras.

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I'M THE CAR SALESMAN Warning Sign used cars auto sales F&I closer
I'M THE CAR SALESMAN Warning Sign used cars auto sales F&I closer
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