The Portable Curmudgeon (Plume)
More than 1,000 outrageously irreverent quotations, anecdotes, and interviews on a vast array of subjects, from an illustrious list of world class grouches. “If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.”—Alice Roosevelt Longworth
$8.64CafePress - Comics Curmudgeon logo Large Mug - Coffee Mug, Large 15 oz. White Coffee Cup
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$14.99The Curmudgeon, A Guide for Men Over Sixty
There is a common thread among most men over sixty: gain weight, lose memory, and pee a lot. Challenges consist of bending over, stairs, new technology and what to do after retirement. If you are just approaching the Golden Years, this handbook will prepare you for what's ahead. For those already over the hill and fast becoming a ''Curmudgeon,'' it will assure you that you are not alone.
$11.19CafePress - Crusty Curmudgeon White T-Shirt - 100% Cotton T-Shirt, Crew Neck, Comfortable and Soft Classic White Tee with Unique Design
CafePress brings your passions to life with the perfect item for every occasion. With thousands of designs to choose from, you are certain to find the unique item you've been seeking. This standard fit short-sleeve t-shirt features a comfortable crew neck and quality construction, making it the perfect graphic tee gift for both men and women. The soft fabric looks as good as it feels, and this tee is durable for everyday wear. Our cute, funny, and unique designs are printed professionally, and make great novelty gifts for him or her, young or old. And with CafePress, your satisfaction is always our promise...buy with confidence, as we offer easy returns and exchanges and a 100% money back guarantee. CAFEPRESS DOES NOT OFFER PRODUCTS IN THE CATEGORIES OF ROBES, PAJAMAS OR LOUNGEWEAR INTENDED FOR USE BY INDIVIDUALS UNDER THE AGE OF 12. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR SUCH USE.
$19.99[Citation Needed]: The Best of Wikipedia's Worst Writing
Do you need help telling the difference between a Renaissance Pope and an oracular octopus? Do you need details on what inappropriate body parts the attendees at Wing Bowl expose to one another? Do you need an accounting of which movies in the Air Bud series contain the fewest fart jokes? Fortunately, all these facts are lovingly recorded on Wikipedia, thus fulfilling the dreams of generations of scholars who worked towards a compendium of the world’s most vital information.But how can you find these details, hidden as they are among boring facts about science and history and stuff? Fear not: For nearly two years, the blog [Citation Needed] has sifted through The Best of Wikipedia's Worst Writing. A thousand entries later, Conor Lastowka and Josh Fruhlinger have handpicked over 200 of their favorite examples of putrid prose and collected them here. Each entry features hilarious commentary from the authors, but they're confident you'll already be laughing by the time you get to it.Praise for [Citation Needed]:"Wikipedia has long been my favored source of dubious scholarship, unverified assertions, press-release hagiography, and confusing recaps of comic books in long run-on sentences. It is not merely that this material is USEFUL to a writer of fake trivia. There is also a strange pleasure that comes in witnessing very bad writing and wondering at the human mind that conceives it, and why that mind is so preoccupied with the drama behind the scenes of House Party 4. I am just glad that I now have the best of the worst, all hilariously annotated by Fruhlinger and Lastowka, and all bound in one non-internet volume such that I can enjoy these bits of grim, awkward human poetry without feeling tempted to get into a huge online fight over the weight of Mr. Belvedere." -John Hodgman"You will not be surprised to discover many of Wikipedia’s worst writing comes from entries with nerdy subjects, include Care Bears (and their suspect genders), Adult Diaper fetishes, bizarre assumptions about He-Man characters, and more. I’m convinced Topless Robot readers will love the hell out of it...Frulinger and Lastowka are not nearly as mean-spirited as I am and about five million times funnier. The book is available here at Amazon for $11. If you have a Kindle, the ebook is only $1, which is the most absurd entertainment value I’ve seen in quite some time." -Rob Bricken, ToplessRobot.comA Curmudgeon's True Tales of the Outdoors: Outdoor bstories of hunting, fishing, some funny, scary or odd.
The outdoors: A place of fun, fear, and mystery. In days gone by Daniel Boone and Davey Crockett made their living in the outdoors. Today, we try to capture some of the adventure and enjoyment by hunting, fishing, hiking, camping, boating, playing and learning to live outside; with humorous, eerie or scary results. If you have always lived in the city and have never gone country for a while, you don't know what you're missing. Join the author in anecdotes of humor, scariness, and even some of stupidity on some participants parts as he recalls and relates his and others stories. If you ever did any of the above activities or are considering trying some of them, you can learn some of the things to do and not do involved in safely accomplishing your goals. I hope you enjoy the read!
$4.76A Curmudgeon's Bestiary for the Very Bright Child & Some Adults
A bestiary for the adult in every child and the child in every adult. Imaginary creatures described with edgy wit and a sardonic wink accompanied by . A sophisticated, playful romp.A Curmudgeon's True Tales of the Outdoors or Maybe Not: If You Can Believe It
These are stories, mostly true, that I have lived or heard from good sources. Most of them gave me "Life Lessons" or were chances to observe the natural world. I hope the funny ones are funny to the reader. This is my second book . The first one , available on Amazon as a paper back or E Book has a similar title. "A Curmudgeon's True Tales of the Outdoors" Has been well received and has a total of nine five star reviews. The same is happening for the Nook. This book is different since there are untrue tales for the reader to scoff or laugh at. Forgive me for trying to have a little experimental fun. I have not tried a full fiction book yet, and remember, I am Old.