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Man vs. Baby: The Chaos and Comedy of Real-Life Parenting
Man vs. Baby: The Chaos and Comedy of Real-Life Parenting
From a “hero for dads everywhere” (Daily Mirror), a hilarious, insightful, and heartfelt take on parenting based on a viral blog post that Ashton Kutcher called, “one of the best descriptions of fatherhood I’ve ever read.”One evening, while his three-month-old son Charlie briefly slept, Matt Coyne staggered to his desk, opened his laptop, and wrote a side-splittingly funny Facebook post about early fatherhood: Comparing his diaper-changing skills to that of a Formula One pit crew, birth to a Saw movie, and the sound of a baby crying at 3am to “having the inside of your skill sandpapered by an angry Viking,” he shared his observations with friends and family—and soon, to his surprise, the world. In the spirit of that post, which became an instant sensation, Man vs. Baby is the tale of one man’s journey through the first year of parenthood, told with wit, humor, and heart. Part memoir, part tell-it-like-it-is parenting book, this is a ferociously funny, inventively foul-mouthed, and genuinely touching account of a baby’s first year, filled with relatable references to Harry Potter, McDonalds, and the villain in Die Hard. Matt covers everything you need to know, from labor (a good time to play “profanity bingo”) to what you might find in your baby’s diaper, a catalogue that includes The Phantom, The Expressionist, and The Jeff Goldblum. Capturing both the comic helplessness of new fatherhood and his deep love and admiration for his partner Lyndsay and child, Matt’s story will appeal to anyone who has a baby—or is even contemplating the idea. Whether you’re looking for a reprieve from the news cycle or a reminder of what’s most important in life, Man vs. Baby will have you laughing out loud—and, if you’re a new mother or father, filled with relief at being truly understood. A fresh take on the bewilderment and joy of having a baby from a rip-roaringly talented new voice, this combination memoir and advice book is sure to charm parents everywhere.

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$7.56
-$9.44(-56%)



Tstars I Do Believe I Have Shat Upon My Pantaloons Funny Cute Baby Bodysuit Newborn Pink
Tstars I Do Believe I Have Shat Upon My Pantaloons Funny Cute Baby Bodysuit Newborn Pink
Fun baby shower gift idea. Premium quality, short sleeve baby onesie. 100% combed-cotton (preshrunk,) machine washable, cozy one-piece for your baby! overlapping expandable shoulders and three-snap closure at the bottom to make changing as smooth and easy as possible. Available in a wide variety of sizes and colors - choose the size and color options from the drop-down list. If you would like more room please order a size up.

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$16.95



Dad Jokes: Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!
Dad Jokes: Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!
The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."Ah, the dad joke―humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road.With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember―you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!

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$7.69
-$2.30(-23%)



UGP Campus Apparel Regional Manager, Assistant Regional Manager - Funny Joke Adult T Shirt & Infant Onesie Bundle - Black - Adult S/Newborn
UGP Campus Apparel Regional Manager, Assistant Regional Manager - Funny Joke Adult T Shirt & Infant Onesie Bundle - Black - Adult S/Newborn
Underground Printing is a national custom printed apparel provider, offering screenprinting and embroidery on a wide variety of apparel and promotional products. Founded in 2001, Underground offers high quality products, great prices, and unmatched service to customers large and small, from national retailers and Fortune 500 companies to local businesses and college student groups. Underground provides you with high quality screenprinted and embroidered products customized with your designs. We began with t-shirts (which continue to be our specialty), but they are only the beginning of what we offer for custom decoration. Hoodies, polos, pens, hats, frisbees, magnets, jerseys, sweats, and more - we do it all at Underground Printing. We have Underground Printing stores throughout the nation in the heart of the communities we serve, and that list of communities is growing rapidly. At Underground Printing, it's our goal to make your order process as convenient and hands-on as possible. If it's convenient, stop by one of our stores to place your order, or you can always give us a call or order online. Think we would be a good fit in your area? Let us know! All of our garment print production is done in our state-of-the-art 55,000 sq. ft. production facility and warehouse located in southeast Michigan. We utilize top of the line equipment to fulfill your orders in a wide variety of decoration methods: screenprinting, embroidery, digital printing, vinyl heat seal, and more. We are proud to be manufacturing in the good ole U.S. of A. Our technology and infrastructure allows us to provide the best quality, the lowest prices, and with the shortest turn-arounds in the industry. It is these traits that have propelled our growth, allowing us to be ranked in Impressions Magazine's Top 50 high-volume screenprinters for 6 years and among Inc. Magazine's 5000 fastest growing companies for 3 years running.

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$29.99



How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill
How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill
Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock's bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed! Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting! Choose a personal trauma style controlling, indulgent, and more! Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages; written by Knock Knock

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$6.00



Baby Memes Wall Calendar (2019)
Baby Memes Wall Calendar (2019)
This 2019 calendar includes adorable babies like you’d expect to see them online. Internet-style images and silly captions are designed to make users smile.Features a full-sized planning grid. Printed on a glossy paper stock suitable for pen and pencil note taking. This calendar is 12" wide x 12" tall when closed and 12" wide x 24" tall when open, and features 12 full-color images. Includes 4 extra planning grids for September through December of 2018, plus full pages for January through December of 2019. Also includes a bonus downloadable digital wallpaper for both desktop and mobile devices.

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$12.26
-$2.53(-17%)



Poop There It is Funny Cute Joke Novelty Infant Creeper, One-Piece Baby Bodysuit (Black, Newborn)
Poop There It is Funny Cute Joke Novelty Infant Creeper, One-Piece Baby Bodysuit (Black, Newborn)
Funnwear offers you uniquely designed baby bodysuits with expressive artwork which is sure to make someone smile. Whether you are looking for the perfect baby bodysuit for your own child or a gift for mom-to-be, Mother's Day, baby shower, baby birthday or Christmas look no further, Funnwear has got what you need. Our "Poop There It Is" baby bodysuit is printed and packaged in the United States on a premium Rabbit Skins 5 OZ, 100% combed ring spun cotton. A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world, the babies might not know what is printed on their romper, but if they did, they would have loved it. We put a lot of thought and time in our design process and our prints are funny, cute and adorable which express your love for your little one. We stand by our promise of quality and outstanding customer service. Our bodysuit comes with Double-ribbed binding on the neck, shoulders, sleeves and on the leg opening. Reinforced three snap closure which makes diaper changing easy and quick. Lap shoulders which makes it easier for parents to change their baby's outfit as many times as needed. Note: Recommended machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low for easy and convenient care.

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$11.99



Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps: Inspirations and Stories to Warm Your Heart and Tickle Your Funny Bone
Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps: Inspirations and Stories to Warm Your Heart and Tickle Your Funny Bone
Speaker and author Karen O'Connor urges her post-fifty friends to "laugh and love all the way home to the Father's house." With humor and wisdom, Karen shares personal and gathered stories about the blessings of surviving and surpassing middle-age.Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps overflows with candor and helps the boomin' baby boomer market celebrate with:funny stories of the antics and adventures of getting older"conversations with God" for a deeper prayer lifehopeful words for the tough timesFor those who have already traded in their wimp status for a more courageous existence or those still wondering about the future, this delightful read affirms that the latter decades are filled with God's promises and joys.

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$5.11
-$7.88(-61%)



Mini Pooper - Baby Humor Xmas Gift - Funny Cute Joke Novelty Infant Creeper, One-Piece Baby Bodysuit (Newborn, Black)
Mini Pooper - Baby Humor Xmas Gift - Funny Cute Joke Novelty Infant Creeper, One-Piece Baby Bodysuit (Newborn, Black)
Funnwear offers you uniquely designed baby bodysuits with expressive artwork which is sure to make someone smile. Whether you are looking for the perfect baby bodysuit for your own child or a gift for mom-to-be, Mother's Day, baby shower, baby birthday or Christmas look no further, Funnwear has got what you need. Our "Mini Pooper" baby bodysuit is printed and packaged in the United States on a premium Rabbit Skins 5 OZ, 100% combed ring spun cotton. A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world, the babies might not know what is printed on their romper, but if they did, they would have loved it. We put a lot of thought and time in our design process and our prints are funny, cute and adorable which express your love for your little one. We stand by our promise of quality and outstanding customer service. Our bodysuit comes with Double-ribbed binding on the neck, shoulders, sleeves and on the leg opening. Reinforced three snap closure which makes diaper changing easy and quick. Lap shoulders which makes it easier for parents to change their baby's outfit as many times as needed. Note: Recommended machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low for easy and convenient care.

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$8.99



One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (Beginner Books(R))
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (Beginner Books(R))
“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere” . . . So begins this classic Beginner Book by Dr. Seuss. Beginning with just five fish and continuing into flights of fancy, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish celebrates how much fun imagination can be. From the can-opening Zans to the boxing Gox to the winking Yink who drinks pink ink, the silly rhymes and colorful cast of characters create an entertaining approach to reading that will have every child giggling from morning to night: “Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.” Originally created by Dr. Seuss, Beginner Books encourage children to read all by themselves, with simple words and illustrations that give clues to their meaning.

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